今年は最高の振る舞いをしていたら、サンタさんが女の子を送ってくれました。

The doorbell rang, I opened it and saw a very beautiful young blonde standing there. She was a courier and brought me a package. I liked her so much that I was dumb and couldn't say a word. Then I made a very dumb joke about the shrul, she supported the joke and moved everything to the bedroom.